[IC] Pre-intro

[stupidcupid]

[ you're being watched ]

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[trickor]

--Oh.

The little hawk, is it? Hello, Agent Barton.

[stupidcupid]

[ the bowstring is being pulled tightly and he doesn't reply back . . . yet ]

[trickor]

[very light, from behind:]

I do not recommend letting go.

[though the Loki you're aiming at is still there...]

[stupidcupid]

Whatever you say, boss.

[ and he whaps with the bow from behind before jumping off and landing neatly on his feet ]

[trickor]

[the illusion fades in a flicker of green-gold]

Did you just arrive, Agent Barton? I had been informed you were...otherwise occupied.

[stupidcupid]

I'm fashionably late. In reality. You know what reality is, right?

[trickor]

So far as mortals understand it? That plane of existence controlled by rules you follow because you know not better.

[ragescience]

[cleaning up his unlicensed clinic/house for the evening]

[stupidcupid]

Banner, right?

[ragescience]

[looking up, kind of fidgety and faintly surprised]

... Clint, you made it. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[stupidcupid]

And I thought I was the spy. What's going on? I thought we were "supposed" to be on "holiday".

[ragescience]

... Well, yes, but ... Agent Romanoff and I got intel through SHIELD that specifically detailed this uh, summer camp.

[pause]

... You weren't briefed before you got here, were you?

[stupidcupid]

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't. I'll check with Nat.

[threateningflour]

[That... is a familiar sensation actually]

[stupidcupid]

[ sharp intake of breath ]

[threateningflour]

Barton.

[stupidcupid]

[ okay dropping down ]

Coulson. But... But how?

[threateningflour]

Death doesn't matter in this place. Good job in New York.

[stupidcupid]

Okay, the only place where death doesn't matter is Las Vegas and we are not in Vegas.

[accountable]

[until she appears behind him suddenly]

Hi works, too.

[stupidcupid]

[not even turning around]

Hey, Tasha. Teach me how to do that, okay?

[accountable]

But that'll make it less fun for me.

Did SHIELD give you a mission?

[stupidcupid]

You suck.

Sort of. You guys went off the grid so he sent me after you guys. Or he doesn't want me on a ship full of people who are prissy at me and sent me away on the excuse you guys apparently get lost in summer camps.

[accountable]

Only sometimes.

Not lost. Their transport couldn't take the passage that well.

It was supposed to.

[stupidcupid]

How is that the only dirty talk I've ever heard you say?

What's going on, Nat? I mean, Banner wasn't lying, but science's not my thing.