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[ you're being watched ]

That's one thing we don't know until you're here, right?

It's the same for all of us.

[ . . . unsure . . . ]

Well, the least I can do is give you a heads up.

I'm not sure if I'm the best one to tell you this, but you should know that Loki's here, and a Thor that's ... unfamiliar with what we do.

The big guy's here too? And what do you mean, unfamiliar? He breaks things with his hammer.

... This place is where worlds meet, and this Thor isn't the same one who's on our team.

Damn. I like our Thor.

There are a lot of people here like that. ...Someone told me that there was another me in their world, other guy and all.

Yeah, well, I like our Hulk too. Don't think about it too hard, it'll only make your head spin.

It's one of those things worth mentioning.

Appreciated.

And don't eat the soup on Tuesday.

I never liked soup anyway.

...or, um, anything on Tuesday.

...

Okay, that's not what you said earlier. What gives?

It's one of the quirks about this place. The food on Tuesday is inedible.

"Inedible" or not something you should touch at all?

... I wouldn't touch it at all.

Gotcha. No touching food on Tuesdays. Food bad. Tuesdays bad.