[IC] Pre-intro

[stupidcupid]

[ you're being watched ]

Comments

[threateningflour]

You were compromised. You got better and saved the world.

Good work, Barton.

[stupidcupid]

I cleaned up after myself, that's all.

[threateningflour]

That's all I need to hear.

[stupidcupid]

... Yes, sir.

[threateningflour]

[nods] We have a lot of work to do here.

[stupidcupid]

I heard from Banner. I'm going to start scouting the area.

[threateningflour]

Good. Keep me posted.

[stupidcupid]

Yes, sir.

[threateningflour]

Oh. Sex and sugar is banned here.

[stupidcupid]

...

Sir, I know you're dead and I have nothing but the deepest condolences but why would you do that to me.

[threateningflour]

I could let you turn into a cute furry animal for a week without warning.

[stupidcupid]

I don't understand that reference, I'm not that old.

[threateningflour]

You break the sex rule, you turn into a cute furry animal for a week. It's kind of relaxing actually.

[stupidcupid]

. . .

Ewwwwww.

[threateningflour]

Something wrong, Barton?

[stupidcupid]

Yeah why are you telling me this?

[threateningflour]

Because someone had to.

Don't eat the Tuesday soup either.

[stupidcupid]

Should I ask? No, actually, I won't ask.

[threateningflour]

Wise choice.

[stupidcupid]

Thanks, Coulson. I think.

[threateningflour]

Time doesn't work the same way either. Stark has been here two years but he remembers Loki's invasion.

[stupidcupid]

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

[threateningflour]

What makes you say that?

[stupidcupid]

You're doing that crinkly smile at the corner of your lips. And before you say anything, I'm Hawkeye, I notice things, shut up.

[threateningflour]

It's good to have you back, Barton.