[IC] Pre-intro

[stupidcupid]

[ you're being watched ]

Comments

[stupidcupid]

Okay, the only place where death doesn't matter is Las Vegas and we are not in Vegas.

[threateningflour]

Probably somewhere in Kansas actually.

[stupidcupid]

Oh, joy, Kansas. Maybe I should have brought my nonexistent little dog.

[threateningflour]

And the red slippers.

[stupidcupid]

That's SHIELD's fault for not making them standard issue.

[threateningflour]

You can submit a request to Human Resources.

[stupidcupid]

Sure, I'll just tell them a dead guy sent me to fetch ruby slippers. It's not like they doubt my sanity or anything. I'm doubting it.

[threateningflour]

Get use to it. There are bigger surprises here.

[stupidcupid]

...

Is that all, sir?

[threateningflour]

I still need to debrief you. Why?

[stupidcupid]

Just thought you might have something to get off your ... chest.

[threateningflour]

You were compromised. You got better and saved the world.

Good work, Barton.

[stupidcupid]

I cleaned up after myself, that's all.

[threateningflour]

That's all I need to hear.

[stupidcupid]

... Yes, sir.

[threateningflour]

[nods] We have a lot of work to do here.

[stupidcupid]

I heard from Banner. I'm going to start scouting the area.

[threateningflour]

Good. Keep me posted.

[stupidcupid]

Yes, sir.

[threateningflour]

Oh. Sex and sugar is banned here.

[stupidcupid]

...

Sir, I know you're dead and I have nothing but the deepest condolences but why would you do that to me.

[threateningflour]

I could let you turn into a cute furry animal for a week without warning.

[stupidcupid]

I don't understand that reference, I'm not that old.

[threateningflour]

You break the sex rule, you turn into a cute furry animal for a week. It's kind of relaxing actually.

[stupidcupid]

. . .

Ewwwwww.