[IC]

[stupidcupid]

[ slipping back inside quietly, cradling his left hand after this went down ]

[ he ruffles through his cabinet to get the bandages . . . ]

Comments

[avengeme]

I don't accept referral calls.

[moving his hand away now]

[stupidcupid]

You can write it down.

[avengeme]

I think Stark can make an AI for referral calls. Press 1 if you're calling about Clint Barton.

[stupidcupid]

I'm not leaving Stark in charge of anything.

[avengeme]

Who says he's going to be in charge?

[stupidcupid]

At least not in charge of my calling system.

[avengeme]

What about JARVIS?

[stupidcupid]

Maybe JARVIS.

[avengeme]

We have a deal then.

[stupidcupid]

I guess we do.

[avengeme]

What do you want for dinner?

[stupidcupid]

[shrugs]

Macaroni.

[avengeme]

Done.

[stupidcupid]

Thanks.

[avengeme]

I'll check back in. I think you have enough mothering for two lifetimes.

[stupidcupid]

We all know Fury was the dad anyway.

[avengeme]

[this is a look that says 'don't call me mom']

[stupidcupid]

Thought so.

[avengeme]

Do you want your macaroni or not?

[stupidcupid]

Fine, fine.

[avengeme]

Good.

[stupidcupid]

[nods]

[avengeme]

[i'm gonna make you dinner in a manner totally unlike a mom now ok? ok]

[stupidcupid]

[sure]

[avengeme]

[I am touchy about being called mom ok]

[returning several hours later with mac and cheese. have fun]