[IC] Mistletoe continuations/new threads

[stupidcupid]

For Dean Winchester | Leto Atreides the II | James T. Kirk | Yuri Lowell | Stefan Salvatore | Sherlock Holmes | Rex Salazar | Optimus Prime | Scott Summers | Renjou Hotsuma | Clint Barton

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[trickor]

You are prejudiced.

[stupidcupid]

I'm allowed.

[trickor]

...

[turns the mistletoe at their feet into a snake.]

[stupidcupid]

[shooting it down]

[trickor]

[...now you have a piece of mistletoe bisected by an arrow.

it's still mistletoe.]

Should I be praising your skill?

[stupidcupid]

Shut it.

See any more?

[trickor]

[LOOKS VERY SLOWLY AROUND THEM. GOSH, THAT'S A LOT OF MISTLETOE THAT'S EVERYWHERE. JUST LIKE IT WAS TEN OR TWENTY MINUTES AGO.]

[stupidcupid]

Damn.

[trickor]

Have you any better ideas?

[stupidcupid]

Yeah. I shoot you in the throat and move on.

[trickor]

I would advise against that.

[stupidcupid]

Of course you would.

What's your idea, genius?

[trickor]

Make it quick and chaste.

[steps over, tilts his chin up with a few fingers]

[stupidcupid]

I'll try not to bite off your tongue.

[trickor]

I appreciate it.

[kissu~]

[stupidcupid]

[uuugh]

[trickor]

[IT'S QUICK, IT'S CHASTE, IT'S LITTLE MORE THAN A PRESS OF LIPS AGAINST LIPS.

DON'T COMPLAIN.]

[stupidcupid]

[good then can we stop now??]

[trickor]

[yes.]

[stupidcupid]

[yay. He breaks the kiss, and immediately takes a few steps back]

[trickor]

And that should be all our problems solved. Run along, now.

[stupidcupid]

You first.

[trickor]

Oh, honestly. You act like a child.

[stupidcupid]

Have you looked into a mirror lately?

[trickor]

You play with that which you do not understand. Words, truths.